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You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.


my blog will make you horny ;)


my blog will make you horny ;)

brazil: we are going win this game
germany: *scores first goal*
brazil: well there are still 70 minutes left, we can still win
germany at 23 minutes: TOOOOOOOR
germany at 24 minutes: TOOOOOOOR
germany at 26 minutes: TOOOOOOOR
germany at 29 minutes: TOOOOOOOR
brazil: ...
brazil: i came out to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now
brazil: putas


if I was a germany fan in that stadium rn I would be stuffing my jersey into a bag and slowly starting to back away from anyone wearing yellow

Oscar scores the most pointless of World Cup goals
actual quote from a bbc commentator  (via pheeta)